Hah!  Blogs are dead!

There was a lot of naughty subtext.

Anna Torv is the poor man's Anna Torv.

wrong

See Forever Knight, above.

¡Dracula Cuidado Muy Peligroso!

Because Robin Hood: Men in Tights was so awesome?

Forever Knight, with Rick Springfield

How about a stumply, fat Dracula in that Blade movie?

History, schmistory.

Blah!

And that woman is now Mrs. fastandsloppy.

"Tiebreakers are decided by mass."

One of the chairs still in play is covered with broken glass.

The CW Presents: Bum Fights!

My suggestion:  ASS SLAMMERS!

Best known alumuni of my high school greets you at the local Wal-Mart.

What's Victoria Jackson's stance on this?

Kyocera makes crappy printers.

The future is a place where things happen over and over again.