¡Rob! will last three seasons, at least.  You heard it here.

Harrumph!

Anybody who wants to be President is crazy.  They should all be required to take MMPIs.

Their regulations regarding shielding around thermal exhaust ports (even those to be used as bait) are still shockingly lacking.

A guy I once knew got burned in that LaRouche credit card scam where they viewed giving them your card information for a donation as permission to take whatever they wanted.  I wonder if he ever got his money back.

Writing is for suckers.

Yes, that "black guys only" rule expired several years ago.

That's not Urkel.  That's Balki.

Finally, a chance to straighten it all out!

I don't know?

William Howard Taft!

Inside every black costume is a white actor voiced by a black man.

That Hitler sure loved dogs and children!

I heard that his supporters are all dangerous fascist sociopaths.

Last what, now?

I have wart cancer.

The hour of that movie devoted to larping turns that declaration about Role Models into a laughable lie.

Prime time comedies are chock full of full frontal nudity.  New Girl, 2 Broke Girls, That Girl with Her Labia Hanging Out, That Other Naked Chick, and so on.

Racist!

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is a refresher course.