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Mr. Hollywood
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Muzzle ze dog!

As long as they maintain the green/orange color scheme and have plenty of interior fog rolling around (check and check), I'll understand that this is a sci-fi/fantasy movie.

In my more geekier moments, I've sometimes wondered about how well a movie or novel would do if it was set in the fictional universe of Star Trek, but had nothing to do with starships or Starfleet or had any characters in it from any of the other Star Trek fiction.  Maybe like a John Grisham novel, except set in a big

If Dom Casual was good enough for Bewitched, it's good enough for this movie.

Kurt Russell cut the Hope Diamond with his chin.

What do you people have against love?

That really didn't last very long.

I thought it was because he didn't have a face.

Mr. Gibson, would you ever go full retard again, like you did in the movie "Tim?"

It was the best way for me to show a Jew being beaten to death by a bunch of other Jews.  Sub-context?  I'm not following you.

He just picked another chicken day.  It happens.  How many different kinds of common meats are there?  And Goldie Hawn is not the greatest cook in the world.

Mr. Gibson, when you were working with Goldie Hawn in Bird on a Wire, did you ever get a chance to meet Kurt Russell, and if you did, did you ever go over to their house and have dinner, and if you did, did that dinner feature any kind of chicken?

Max really didn't seem that mad.  Certainly, after the first movie, it was more like he just wanted to be left alone.  It's not like he continued to be positively angry at any specific person or organization.

I thought that was Ryan O'Neal.

So, a happy ending?

I haven't seen Saturday Night Live in years and years.

To be fair, it's a big book, and parts of it are a real slog.

SATAN!?

Oh, well.  Whatever.

I'm pretty sure it's "hubschenliebenfraulien."