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I'm sure houses closest to the bomb range are more affordable.

Notice how she got a lot less cute and a lot more mom-like since she squeezed out a young'un.

Let's not forget those British candies that are some unfathomable combination of menthol, orange, pine and cesium.

The joke was that she got a haircut.

Please.  The man's name is Michael Chiclets.

Reading's for squares, daddy-o.

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I'm telling you that if you would just stop being blinded by your expectations and faulty memories, this is a reasonably decent presentation of Stoogish characters in an updated scenario.

That was in an alternate timeline. Please hit refresh.

The major level drop in quality already happened with the original Stooges.  This is actually a significant step up.

It ain't as horrible as you might imagine.

That's what finger tapping will get you.

Black shadowheart deathworms.

I suspect this was due to some kind of curse from an enemy in a mystical realm of death and evil and really loud amplifiers.

Kung Pow is simply horrible.  There is nothing to like in that movie.  It's a parody about 30 years late, and done much, much better in Kentucky Fried Movie.

- ATTACK OF THE EASTER BEAST
- EGGS AND MAVIS BEACON
- BEN-HIM (gayer version)
- EASTER SAID THE DARK ONE
- THE BROWN BUNNY
- THE STAR WARS EASTER FORCE CELEBRATION
- JESUS THE WALKING DEAD
- THREE CROOKS AND A CROSS
- RICH LITTLE'S EASTER FEAST
- LAIR OF THE WHITE JESUS
- CHRIST VS. PILATE
- THE EASTER BUNNY'S LAST EGG

It's traditional in Japan to crucify Santa for Christmas.

I'm quite old myself, and I've learned that the best stuff sticks around and the bad stuff rots away.  So I eventually get to see most of the good stuff.

Winnebago is a euphemism for nutsack.

And yet no opera called C'thlulu.