Boo!

They're already dead! 
That man is his own brother!
It's a movie within a movie!

There is certainly no need to watch the movie now.

I used to think the same way you do.
Now I just don't care.

Opossums fight a lot of crime.  They just don't get the credit.

Certainly, sharing experiences is for losers.

It's okay if she isn't. 

How many miles per gallon does an average dirigible get?

What's the best part of the city heterosexual-wise?

I have several hundred fat people come to my house occasionally and put on an opera.  I'd say last week's production of Wagner's Ring of the Nibelung was pretty good.

It wasn't the least funny thing I ever saw. 
That would be Land of the Lost.

Dayton Opera killed my parents and drove me to become a night-stalking vigilante wearing a suit pattered after a nocturnal creature.  Yes, I mean the opossum.

Next thing you know, the Dayton Opera will be banning throwing Frisbees and smoking marijuana cigarettes during their performances, too.

Those recently immigrated Guatemalans love the Super Bowl.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

ting ting ting
ting ting ….. ting ting

I'd love to see the Fox Robots fighting Hank Williams, Jr.

That's because they have a much better Engineer's Union on the port side of the ship.

It will be nice to see the old gal's vagina again.

Does this include old, leathery meat similar to a vintage catcher's mitt?