Are You Smarter than a Man With a Fifth Grade Education?

Or the old building they tore down on Dobie Gillis.

Or if the hearse driver stops off for a wicked haircut.
RIP. Thanks for the laughs.

He came to one of our high school marching band's halftime performances to award some guys who had made the McDonald's All-American Marching Band. Our director called him Mack the Knife.

She'd make the list because she looks a bit trashy. There. Fixed it for you.

New Orleans will be a rural wilderness after the next Cat 3 or higher hurricane.

I brought my pencil…

It might be because Paul was the one who persecuted the early Christians.

This had to have been '78 or '79. I have a picture of my sister and I in those stupid ponchos beside a friend of mine in a really cool mad scientist get-up, complete with a lab coat and test tubes.

hopefully not this rat king: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I think I had that C3PO costume. Wasn't it just a gold poncho with a picture on it and a gold mask? My sister and I both wore it the same year.

There's also no unethical treatment of elephants.

Worked just fine for Tony Soprano.

Craig Magnus

CreamGirls. No wait…

The last word of your name sums up the prep.

And The Muppets, since it showed an oil tycoon in a bad light.

Are we running so low on trivia that they had to go there?

The skies in the backgrounds of the trick or treating screens always amaze me.

I was torn between Heinz and Baskin-Robbins, since both advertise how many varieties or flavors they sell. I finally decided there couldn't possibly be 5000 or so ice cream flavors.