"Read back that description of Emil Muzz." "Big, bad, stupid-looking." "An exact match."

Or Steve Prefontaine.

I was disappointed that Ponderosa's wife got to say whore, and not Frank.

Frank's champagne balloon story seemed to horrify him too.

I clicked this article hoping they had used that picture. And they didn't disappoint.

Yeah, heh heh, but I'm hung like a horse.

I hear the one with the bicycle bell on some commercial all the time.

But she does, hon.

It's spelled SLAYER BITCH.

You mean the Saints-Falcons game this past Sunday?

CODPIECE!

There are kids around here who tell me that their preachers have said that the Bible says that Halloween is Satan's birthday and they are to have nothing to do with it.

I want mine to read, "See, I told you I was sick."

This was the third day in a row that a contestant was wearing one of those half-zip fleece things. Was that in their Jeopardy contestant swag bag?

I thought "set" and stuck with it, since it used to be one of the longest entries in the dictionary.

To me, he wasn't nearly as annoying this time. I guess the other guy doing the same strategy yesterday kinda prepared me for Chu's return.

He's a certified teacher, so that might work out ok.

As a Saints fan, I was surprised the Jeopardy writers knew any NFL teams that aren't in the NFC East.

Why do they freak people out? Yellow fever, malaria, west nile, encephalitis…

Asian TIger mosquito. Around here, they spread the West Nile virus.