Mrs. Trashboat refers to it as "The Fattest Fatass"

Some guys in my high school band made the McDonald's High school all-American marching band, and Mac Tonight presented them with a certificate at halftime of a football game. Our director introduced him as Mack the knife.

Melville's

They have Sanka.

When I get done with you, they're going to be tripping over YOU in the dark!

It's a reconfigured Broomhandle Mauser.

I took it last night too, feel like I got about 44 or so out of 50. This is the fourth year in a row I've taken it and haven't heard back yet.

Happy Leif Ericson Day! Yinga dinga dergin!

Whore Wars

Don't you mean "Fuck THE Ohio State"?

Tight-rolled jeans and Tretorn shoes

I thought the picture at the top was part of one of those Geico ads.

This thread has lots of things. Chicken. Corn. Green peppers. Chili.*sigh*

Looks like the New Orleans one.

Ancient David Letterman joke: James Brown on Jeopardy! What is "What it is!"?

Our channel played a REIGN commercial before FJ, so I was thinking Mary Queen of Scots as well. Then I remembered she wasn't a Tudor.

You are correct sir. Buddy Roemer switched parties and was governor at the time of that election.
I saw David Duke in a department store I was working at about 5 years after that election. He's like 6'6" without the hood.

SLAYER BITCH

Videlectrix and Eh Steve tshirts.

Sounds like somebody needs a juice box. Gotten a lotta mileage out of that line.