now I got Beavis and Butthead singing that stuck in my head.

What does Lil Kev have to say about this?

Some Bayer aspirin will make that headache go away

And he said the coolest thing about the shirt was that it buttoned under the crotch like a baby's onesie.

Crawfish, and they're out of season.

I'm gonna curb stomp Coco at a local restaurant and pick his teeth out of my pants cuff during my therapy session.

A young nation's first spazz attack!

*deep sigh* Hair…

"Get down!"
"Get funky!"

A lesbian—OF THE FUTURE!

Ignatius J. Reilly lives!

I use it on students who come in without supplies and ask me for them.  That's a YP, not an MP.

But he's a winner and winners don't let words like "no" or "don't" or "stop" get in the way of them getting what they want.

"The Sweet Sounds of Sexy Soul"?

Everyone in college had a car alarm just like that one.  Fuck those things.

"Pull out, Wedge, you can't do any more good back there"?

CODPIECE

You can go to law school at Costco, if your dad gets you in.

Bob Johnson…no wait…

You fight like a girl, who is also a baby!