You fight like a girl, who is also a baby!

And no pubes showing either.

And no pubes showing either.

A few years ago, the children's minister at my parents' church sent an email asking for donations for some members whose house had tragically burned down with all their Christmas presents inside.  It came to light later that the dumbass had tried to fry a turkey in his garage and burned it and the attic up.  Donations…

A few years ago, the children's minister at my parents' church sent an email asking for donations for some members whose house had tragically burned down with all their Christmas presents inside.  It came to light later that the dumbass had tried to fry a turkey in his garage and burned it and the attic up.  Donations…

Girls love swarms of lizards, right?

Girls love swarms of lizards, right?

Every Christmas at church when I was a kid, a family got up and sang this awful fucking song. One of the girls was mildly retarded, so all she got to sing was the background brummmm brummmm brummm part. So that's what I think of.

Every Christmas at church when I was a kid, a family got up and sang this awful fucking song. One of the girls was mildly retarded, so all she got to sing was the background brummmm brummmm brummm part. So that's what I think of.

Biastioc, is that you?

Biastioc, is that you?

We have them down here too, but they're usually for guys who dove head first into 2 feet of swamp water and are now paralyzed.

We have them down here too, but they're usually for guys who dove head first into 2 feet of swamp water and are now paralyzed.

Favorite Frank words: 
hoors
hot dogs
coupons

Favorite Frank words: 
hoors
hot dogs
coupons

Aaaand Tompkins

Aaaand Tompkins

42 and loving it.  It's easier to watch with the kids than that Disney Channel crap

42 and loving it.  It's easier to watch with the kids than that Disney Channel crap

Had the game, but lost all the pieces pretty quickly.  Putting Legos in there instead just didn't work right.