Moon sequel!
Want a sequel to Moon! And not in comic book form!

Lots of people like Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey, but it's not like we're talking bout Godfather and Godfather II-levels of quality here. It's not like a lackluster third entry would tarnish the stellar reputation built up by the first two mediocre entries.

I think QQ has it right - Detroit audiences are too used to the Faygo-spraying antics of local clown-themed bands.

OH GOB THE BEES

Woody Allen films
childhood memories
hospital waiting rooms

LOOK OUT FOR THE CONFUSED MIDGET, LAURIE STRODE!

Comes with a free face punch!

Juno Temple?
FUCK YEAH!

And he has lousy table manners!

My son is also named Bort.

Raine Maida and Chantal Kreviazuk are back to being the reigning king and queen, I guess. WHERE ARE MY CYANIDE CAPSULES?!?

A veterinarian. That's what she wanted to be.

Roanoke was indeed discussed at length in the book/film Phantoms, a plot that features…whatever wiped out the Roanoke clan coming back to wipe out a small Colorado town. When this goes straight to DVD it should be called Phantoms 2: Vanishing on 7th Street, in the vein of Havoc 2: Normal Adolescent Behavior.

I would take a job at her shitty dive bar spraying water all over Piper Perabo's chest.

Inception Origins: Dark Knight

Rennie played the giant pile of money that gets set on fire.

Great!
Jennifer Love Hewitt's found a new show.

@Aurora - Kardashian was posed like that so her love handles would stretch out and make her look more slender than she is.

There should be a scene where Kudrow goes down on Portman for like a full minute, then is like, "Sweet girl," then they play Jenga and Kudrow loses.

What's this about Sheen's sack?