Having him inhabit people's bodies in an effort to solve an overarcing season-long mystery would be great (he could also do quickie possessions in order to get laid). And hopefully the whole cheeseburger thing never makes an appearance outside "Brightest Day" ever again.

Mama Cass died of a heart attack.

She praises Tao Lin, which is enough for her to get a lifetime fail.

Joe Rogan?

Could we substitute Gabourey Sidibe?

It'll be a smash hit!

He did okay with Julie Christie in "New York, I Love You."

It means she looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal in the face.

I really believed that was her one exposed tit in Stealing Beauty!

Taco-flavored kisses!

Give this man a Gemini!

I wonder how you'd feel about a limp-wristed Glut with a pulse.

My whole life is a lie!

Those curtains have a 1200 thread count, you ignorant prick.

"By Your Side" by Cocorosie.

I was shocked to see so much full-frontal nudity on network television.

May you be trapped in the Book of the Black.

Motherless Brooklyn by Jonathan Lethem, Life: A User's Manual by Georges Perec, An Underachiever's Diary by Benjamin Anastas and S: A Novel About the Balkans by Slavenka Drakulic are the ones I've read more than once.

By Tait, do you mean the Christian rock band?

Salt 2: TITS UP