When I saw this in the theatre, people began shitting blood and projectile vomiting into each other's faces. Many people were crying and one guy behind me was masturbating loudly throughout the film. I don't see how your review matches up with the audience reaction. It just doesn't.

"Mongk II" is awesome.

Samantha Morton's in a band? Sweet!

SHE'S GOT A GREAT FIRST!

Jacksonville City Blues is one of my top ten favorite records of all time, but, yes, he needs someone objective enough to cut his output in half. Though it does feel like an incredible discovery when you find something like "You Don't Know Me" on Suicide Handbook.

Strange Journey is repetitive as hell, and not in a good way.

Worse than "Stateless," Toes?

Horrible Nameless One to be played by Taylor Swift.

People stay frozen at the same age their whole lives.

@ Cathartic Bullets

Julia Roberts fights tirelessly to release Charles S. Dutton from Fury 161, the prison planet.

Wow
A baseball made out of Secretariat!

Carey Mulligan has a beautiful voice, too, and I want to bone her. But as far as overselling her - they have to create a need, like any other business, otherwise who would care about some random white chick?

I didn't suffer because I got molested, I suffered because it started out really hot and then after a while became boring and mechanical. Like, suddenly sex was a chore, you know?

Taylor for the win
Reynolds is no comparison.

@ No Sarcasm - What's your impersonal opinion? Also, if I was molested as a kid, should any art I've created get glowing reviews simply because I've suffered in life?

I like Marilyn Manson because he is still so relevant, after all these years.

About ten years ago, Premiere magazine did an article on Evi Quaid and a movie she directed called "The Debtors." It makes a strong case for her being maybe not a she-devil but completely batshit insane.

Covering all your bases, I see.

I've seen Scott Pilgrim twice in two weeks. I don't have the bank to see it four times.