"Listen to these phat breasts!"

Human equivalent of Zoidberg.

Oh, Jesus, why did I watch that trailer? What has been seen can never be unseen.

It's always urban. Where's the rural gangsta epics? GIMME MEKHI PHIFER AND RIHANNA ON A HAY BALE, STAT.

The Ice Storm was a pretty amazing read. Garden State was well-written, but it was also typical first-novel BS: disaffected, unsympathetic twentysomethings just sort of wandering around town, treating each other like crap. Prefer Garden State to, say, Fortress of Solitude - at least Moody's style in Garden State is…

FAP FAP FAP FAP this movie is pretentious drivel FAP FAP FAP

Amusing, especially in light of the fact that Kick-Ass was genuinely terrible and Scott Pilgrim was fairly enjoyable.

My mom is Jocelyn Wildenstein.

It has to either cleverly or blatantly incorporate the word "first" or "1" or some variation thereof otherwise it doesn't count? I assumed it was a firstie by virtue of the fact that it came first. Someone should really establish a list of rules and regulations for THIS ANNOYING FUCKING CONCEPT THAT REFUSES TO DIE.

Oh, wait…did I…I got firsties, didn't I? Oh, I can't believe it! My dream has finally come true! I can't wait to call my mom and tell her the big news! Also: I can't stop creaming myself!

Has Scott not been talking for a while now about doing some sort of Alien prequel as his next project? I'm kind of disappointed if that's not the case.

Alien 5
I thought this was his next project?!?

I once sat next to Garlic Lady at the Elmwood Rialto in Berkeley.

Travolta isn't gay. He kisses all his male friends goodbye. On the mouth.

I put in three different short stories I wrote and got Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, and, yes, Margaret Mitchell. The Margaret Mitchell one was a total joke I wrote for a friend involving Lisa Bonet and Jasmine Guy having lesbian sex while Marisa Tomei suffocated inside an abandoned refrigerator.

No Solaris?
Argh!

I want to see Chris Gaines on Glee.

I hope this is as good as Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows. So many awesome shadows in that flick.

@Alexing

Hopefully this will build a solid foundation for future Lego films, or Lego-inspired films. I would like to see K'nex: The Movie.