Shocked, I'm coming over right now with my door-kicking foot.

behold the power of this fully operational public sentiment exchanger!
Two days ago I thought I liked Jeremy Piven and BAM!

wowza
I'd like to see Led Zeppelin and Leonardo DaVinci team up.

I want you to look in that mirror and give yourself permission to be fat and attractive. Say "I'm HellToupee, I'm fat, and I'm attractive." Say it.

The most important thing is to look your best!

That would be an awesome way to come home every day. I'm looking into getting SportCourt to put in a kicking range.

Check out the hungry-butt! Someone give that butt a sub sandwich!

I just finished my basement rec-room with a suspended ceiling and wood-grain death panels.

First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!

Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em.

Don't underestimate belligerance, it's the source of many a fine story.

She looks just like one of those Photoshop jobs where they just barely change the size of one feature and it gets really freaky.

You know, I'm not judging or anything, but I go out of my way not to pirate stuff. But if they try to put digital media back in their pockets, they're in for trouble from pretty much everyone else out there.

Klaatu verata nicto!

something about a genie and a bottle
I noticed Netflix has been trimming its inventory as well, with titles in my queue suddenly "unavailable". I'm going to go with the "pirated like crazy" option if this little attempted crackdown intensifies.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, yet with stranger aeons, even Brad Pitt may die, knucklehead.

Not everything. She skipped discussing your comment.

Context is funny.

I keep forgetting about him in Saving Private Ryan until he shows up, but he adds a definte whatchamacallit, verisimilitude, that carries through well after his scenes are done. Like the opposite of Thandie Newton's skills.

I see your point, Fidel, but I think she's still got maybe a year before she hits the wall.