What about that interrogation droid settin' in on Princess Leia?

Depp's appearance makes it Disnoid.

Wow, that goes back.

Do you think it bothers her that she can't claim "I'm just as God made me"? Because if there's one thing God did, he fucked up with her tits, didn't He?

Yes! I read the book! I have laid my eyes on this cursed book and READ EVERY WORD!

**SPOILER ALERT MUCH?**

Won't the jangling in my pocket distract you?

I'd like to see Abraham Lincoln as Jekyll, Greg Oden as Hyde.

Thanks for that. "Muscle Confusion" takes second prize.

I think they're leaving out a lot of good planning-related/public participation material. Then again, Night Court didn't have all that much legal-related material…

Star Wars: Battlefront is worth it just to strafe an army of Jar-Jars with a laser cannon. Those fuckers come apart like a bag of wet groceries. Kind of like the flaccid plot strings that are so easily ignored in Dan Brown's "related" works.

Jerichow
So one of the Spice Girls came up with a dog food brand?

a minor revision
"Howard recast the story as a Da Vinci Code sequel rather than prequel."

Amateur. Amature is the common porn misspelling.

Best Buy always makes me think there is only the thinnest of veneers over what's really a Mexican flea market. Fucking amature, man.

Ever since I found out Radiohead is just not that great I don't listen to any of you douchbags.

I liked you in Session 9, Mr. Caruso. Between that and Alien Raiders vs. Wolverine and The Spirit, Hollywood has overspent on my personal entertainment by about $160 million.

"Ball and Chain" by Social Distortion will ensure everyone is ready for a drink and probably a bit jealous of me being dead, which is not nearly as humiliating as being alive.

I"m currently experimenting with 3 to 6-year olds and techno. Plus: they exhaust themselves trying to dance to it. Minus: if Brahms ties up elegant synapse structures in the young mind, I wonder what Underground will do…

300 was good too.