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Asa Dye
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sheesh
I just saw this despite all the awful reviews and comments, as I thought you were all a bunch of whiny bitches and I liked Sin City and 200 more than most. This was even worse than made out to be. I think I began hating in just the opening credits.

You can't see Hell from Reno, but you can see Sparks.

Well fuck my mustache.

Take the gum out of your mouth. Show me your ass.

You dirty girl. I like your style.

You got a mailbox on your bumper and a bald front tire.

The healthiest snack for the youngsters turns out to be a knuckle sandwich.

I'm groovin on the THEORY of it, man!

Fuck YEAH

Holy shit, tibber, that was just…awesome. You can't not watch once you start.

He's the big gay Texan, right? With all the gay extra fiberglass trim on his pickup?

Does trimming 5-7 years off her life for eating it count? Those years aren't always the best, you know.

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i. Judging from the feedback, there is more than one person who is relying on this coupon from Oprah to feed their children.

I know you would never CLAIM such a thing JVS, just demonstrate it. I'm really, at heart, a seriously pompous prick who thinks I'm fairly fucking smart in some areas, so it's nice to get schooled on a constant basis here, you being among the rotating faculty.

JVS + I have never heard of it = does not compute.

Moon Knight, the Batman Who Kills vs. Deadpool, the Spiderman Who Kills; that's easy money right there. Dude cuts people's faces off and wears them. Charlie Huston MUST have been approached by now for a movie, so I'm already looking forward to it.

Nice, this looks great. After going through about a dozen Charlie Huston books in the past couple months I'm ready for the compassionate noir thug thing. "Compassionate" being a relative term when you spend your time beating and killing people. His Hank Thompson and Joe Pitt characters are begging for a screenplay,

That's the second bit of ska hate I've seen here today. WTF? Did Lilly Allen ruin The Specials for you, Thatches? Or is there an overproliferation of bad live ska going on?

Bruno might be the only movie I see out of this bunch of previews. I have a hard time buying some of the 'realism', like the Jerry Springer-type reactions to his adopted baby, but I'll happily suspend the old disbelief for a bit.

"I wish some of you had children so I could kick them in the fucking head or something"