BB, is that your penis dressed up like a Muppet? How adorable!

The one chick apparently does the landing strip.
Great ad, I was so convinced that the tag line at the end would be "trim your bush already" that I almost hallucinated it through willpower alone.

See! Linkmastah!

…says Jorge Von Linkmaster.

Buzz Lightyear will not stop until you're dead.

Dick Trickle.
Dick Beard.
Eric Shawn.

I'm not too proud to say I like the Resident Evil series, as horrible as they are. It's probably just Milla and the awesome fake commercials for the Umbrella Corporation's fine line of skin care products.

I'm looking for a graphic of garmonbozia (pain and suffering), but I lost that shot of Tara Reid's deformed tits. Maybe I can find a page from Mel Gibson's divorce settlement instead.

How much would it cost Disney to have a reviewer bump this from a D+ to a B? Theoretically?

I"m Dick Skinner, and this is my partner Rod Breaker. We'd like to ask you a few questions about your wife's disappearance.

Glass. Broken glass shards.

Holy Shit, that's exactly it. Best driving song short of Smack My Bitch Up. Funny, I've been trying to identify that song for, oh, 12 years or so? Thanks, I can't wait to get my hands on that album.

Can I make fun of myself for using "awesome" twice, or do I have to wait?

Ha ha, Billy Ocean. Nice pull.

I like the Komodo dragon idea, because first they bite you with the bacteria-mouth, and then the camera gets to follow you around for three days as the Komodo keeps his leisurely distance and watches you digest yourself to death.

This is a shockingly sad development, seeing as how he was looking so chipper just last week.

You shotgun rape apologizers make me sick! You think it's OK to go around and just rape anyone in the ass with a shotgun whenever it crosses your puny minds to do so. Did you ever consider there are people with experience getting their asses raped with shotguns, and they might not have liked it? Huh?

Fa Wat
Just saw this as well and came back to the review. There were some continuity issues near the end SPOILER***

O.J. has some really underrated performances.

I analyze things. You know, for people. Sorry, there's just no way in hell I'm identifying myself anymore than I already have with the archive of inane bullshit attached to me, and I'm in kind of a small world.