I'M COMING FOR YOU! AND YOUR EYES! YOUR EYES WILL BE MY MCNUGGETS!

You had me at manic farce, or maybe ferret.

The Battle of the Clueless Celebrity Bands is ON!

I always thought Touch of Evil could have used more swords and a laughtrack. They already have the Mexicans.

This is fucking distracting.

I don't know you at all Phel, but you are disarmingly misanthropic.

The rollover on the last picture makes your point Hater-style, and is the only laugh I've had here lurking all week.

Does starving people count? It must. Where's the Kim Jong Il love?

not just unproductive domestic animals any more!
This would be funnier if it wasn't horribly real.

It's really difficult to take your thoughful hypothoses and postulates seriously when most of you are writing "FUCK HIS FACE" a few posts away.

One great thing to come out of WWI were the great informational pamphlets, like

I haven't read it, but is it safe to assume that getting that gun was not the best thing that happened to Johnny?

Faris. Jesus, you'd think I was blond.

yikes
Now, for me, she tugs at all the places Farris doesn't.

Absolutely. They've already taken to calling my wife Pohler at work, this is her life. Let's see….

One thing
38 here, so I'm halfway done.

A bit too fishy-faced for my tastes. She would make a great mermaid. Then again, I survive wholly on frozen McRib sandwiches from '88 and the tears of children, so I'd probably throw my yellow and red striped member towards her.

Grimace! What the fuck's up, dude! I mean, what the fuck's up with that hundred bucks you owe me? I fronted you a lot of fuckin syrup, man!

Three Men & a 2x4: Stooges Remix Project Genesis.

This time, Freddy reveals his large collection of beards and thick plastic eyeglass frames (on their original faces) to an appreciative Prison Wine. Then they bait a beartrap with a hand-welded fixie.