@avclub-ca8e4b363f85fdb30c00a0ad943cf6f4:disqus @avclub-1281c02fa3b6de71a7896cda7f879c0d:disqus You're both crazy. Francine and Linda are both awesome, especially compared to Marge or Lois.

I used that once thinking it would insert Blake Griffin dunking all over what was already in the picture. Man, what a gyp.

Am I allowed to get the joke and think it's just not that good? "You guys, people on the internet post a bunch of not-terribly-funny shit! Let's point and laugh!"

I don't know if we're complaining about Scharpling being mean so much as wondering why he gives a shit. It's like if A-Rod went to a rec softball game and started heckling the players. (2012 A-Rod, not 2007 A-Rod. Don't get a big head, Scharpling.)

Like, raw broccoli? How does that taste? I've made smoothies with spinach before, and they're, like, fine, but I can't stand (cooked) broccoli — that said, maybe I'll start eating it if the offensive flavors disappear or are muted in this sort of thing.

Ha ha, rape!

What kind of cheese? Because I am on top of that.

I also made French onion sandwiches: caramelized onion, Gruyere cheese, a little (ugh) garlic powder on buttered bread, all grilled up in a skillet. They're delicious but surprisingly salty — I figure if this whole Ph.D. in math thing doesn't work out, I might open a bar and work on this "delicious but salty"…

I made blackeye pea milk (like soy milk, but from blackeye peas… you get it) over the weekend. I tried to coagulate it into tofu but I guess either the protein content wasn't high enough or I didn't use enough coagulant. (Anyone who wants to point me to a technical study of protein coagulation, that'd be very much…

Not Souter!

Yeah, I guess the Hawks are actually okay this year. But they haven't been in the past.

They're both going to get fucked over by Tom Brady tonight?

DAHKBUDS SACK! (shout out to Yee)

LET'S GO ATLANTA'S ONLY DECENT SPORTS TEAM WHOSE NAME/LOGO ISN'T RACIST!

Are you Jeff Winger? Is this the real darkest timeline?

@avclub-5d8773d363076bb7f4feaf912d970935:disqus the easy solution to that is to stop watching ESPN, because it's terrible.

What is this, Long Day's Journey into Night?

Wait, why'd you stop?

The real question is how many times a day we all get off here.

Man, I wish I could be a rapid-fire anti-wit. It'd be nice to be called "rapid-fire" somewhere other than the bedroom.