There are far, far worse places to be in this state…

@avclub-d3de383163af6b06b6aac483661d7e87:disqus Holy fucking shit, is that lazy. Fuck you, Glee. Fuck you a dozen times.

Ugh, I wish I could get down to Augusta but I can't. You better post a full report on  the pop-culture weekend thread. Make it novelistic.

Ugh, I wish I could get down to Augusta but I can't. You better post a full report on  the pop-culture weekend thread. Make it novelistic.

Can you justify your formula for Rating Score? It seems like you're trying to adjust for day of the week, timeslot, network, etc., but I'm not sure that's the way to go about it.

I actually know one of the contestants (not saying which, but you can probably make an informed guess) and he's not actually a caricature or any more "non-normal" than many of the people I know. Admittedly, reality editing can do a lot to a person (and I have yet to actually watch the show, since Archer takes…

Wait. Negative comments can send him into a tailspin, so his solution is to… seek them out and read them on air? Yeah, good luck with that.

Not enough Krieger. Also, who's the Ghost? Jakov?

And then there's Ben Katz, who is probably closest to Bob, but with about 20 years less stress.

Don't take off robot pants.

Pardon me?

"Wait, what color was he?"

Are actors paid by the episode? Because I thought Eugene Mirman was already doing an episode this season (or, at least, Reed said he wanted to work with him.) If so, it wouldn't have been hard to get him in the studio, at least.

Between Archer and Sunny, have we proved that talking ostriches = comedy gold?

Do you watch Rushmore once a week with subtitles on?

Oh man, you're the funniest guy I've ever met!

Oh man, you're the funniest guy I've ever met!

Where did classy people go to score meth? The Burger King?

Wait, you're marrying a Sjunior?!

Hey, I'm just happy to be called a wonder for once.