Did it feel like a wet, warm hug?

"Because when you want a car, you want it to feel like getting yelled at and then aroused by a foreign woman."

I wasn't really sure if I was enjoying it ironically or sincerely, but I didn't care, because it was so damn fun.

"I'll have to keep you around to breastfeed for at least the first year. The health benefits are myriad!"

Oh God, if the misogynist trolls invade the comments for the Golden Globes, I will cut a bitch.

Ryan Lochte is not a waste of space! He's a living sex doll.

Ryan Lochte is not a waste of space! He's a living sex doll.

Eh, I think Louie does what it does pretty well, but there's nothing wrong with valuing different things in a comedy or in a television show — and Louie obviously lacks in a number of areas (character arcs, laughs per minute). Like @avclub-c08abdfad98ebf82a02023705041633b:disqus said, I don't really find myself that…

Eh, I think Louie does what it does pretty well, but there's nothing wrong with valuing different things in a comedy or in a television show — and Louie obviously lacks in a number of areas (character arcs, laughs per minute). Like @avclub-c08abdfad98ebf82a02023705041633b:disqus said, I don't really find myself that…

1. Archer
2. Bob's Burgers
3. Gravity Falls
4. Girls
5. Always Sunny
6. Parks & Rec (I liked the back half of S4 a lot, but have been kinda underwhelmed by S5 — impressive that it's still this high)
7. Happy Endings
8. Bitch 23

1. Archer
2. Bob's Burgers
3. Gravity Falls
4. Girls
5. Always Sunny
6. Parks & Rec (I liked the back half of S4 a lot, but have been kinda underwhelmed by S5 — impressive that it's still this high)
7. Happy Endings
8. Bitch 23

Futurama was never as consistent as Golden Age Simpsons, but man, when it was good, it hit it out of the park. (And it still can, just not quite as often.)

Futurama was never as consistent as Golden Age Simpsons, but man, when it was good, it hit it out of the park. (And it still can, just not quite as often.)

Shame on a Nabin

Shame on a Nabin

I imagine Lin will probably improve over the next season or two, if he continues to get minutes. He gets a lot of boards for a PG, and he's good at the rim; he just needs to get to the point where he can make those skills work for him. Even Steve Nash took a couple years to become a really good ball handler. Now, am I…

I imagine Lin will probably improve over the next season or two, if he continues to get minutes. He gets a lot of boards for a PG, and he's good at the rim; he just needs to get to the point where he can make those skills work for him. Even Steve Nash took a couple years to become a really good ball handler. Now, am I…

I don't dislike the Bulls, but how can anyone root against Jeremy Lin? Also James Harden, a/k/a "Hey Beardo, vote Quimby!"

I don't dislike the Bulls, but how can anyone root against Jeremy Lin? Also James Harden, a/k/a "Hey Beardo, vote Quimby!"

We're used to sucking it.