We're used to sucking it.

I finally got to watch Cabin in the Woods! It wasn't as straight-up funny as I expected, but it was a lot of fun without really sacrificing depth. I'm not going to spoil anything because I was lucky enough to go into it fairly unspoiled, but I will say that I was disappointed in the lack of sexy witches.

I finally got to watch Cabin in the Woods! It wasn't as straight-up funny as I expected, but it was a lot of fun without really sacrificing depth. I'm not going to spoil anything because I was lucky enough to go into it fairly unspoiled, but I will say that I was disappointed in the lack of sexy witches.

@avclub-c72582b5c2a36558fb888348c110cca4:disqus I'm sad that we never got to see the sexy witches.

Yeah, that is insanity. The AVC isn't read just by people in America, and there are folks in America who keep up with things that happen elsewhere in the world. "MG," whoever s/he is (no one with those initials is in the byline), ought to be fired for that shit.

Yeah, that is insanity. The AVC isn't read just by people in America, and there are folks in America who keep up with things that happen elsewhere in the world. "MG," whoever s/he is (no one with those initials is in the byline), ought to be fired for that shit.

Man, the Santer Klantz segment was one of the best things PFT has ever done on CBB, which is really saying something.

Man, the Santer Klantz segment was one of the best things PFT has ever done on CBB, which is really saying something.

A night of finales? Like the finale of the world????

A night of finales? Like the finale of the world????

#wompitup

#wompitup

It's the best 52 minutes you'll spend all week!

It's the best 52 minutes you'll spend all week!

What a great game, though. I hope the Falcons can parlay their probable #1 seed into a conference championship, but realistically, last night was probably your best bet for a Super Bowl preview.

What a great game, though. I hope the Falcons can parlay their probable #1 seed into a conference championship, but realistically, last night was probably your best bet for a Super Bowl preview.

This sounds like James Franco levels of artistic megalomania.

This sounds like James Franco levels of artistic megalomania.

Are you going to make terrible puns in headlines now that Phipps can't fire you for it? Okay, then.

Are you going to make terrible puns in headlines now that Phipps can't fire you for it? Okay, then.