oh please oh please oh please

But which scene will talk about the Worst. Generation. Ever (i.e., the one that doesn't buy iPads?)

But which scene will talk about the Worst. Generation. Ever (i.e., the one that doesn't buy iPads?)

I don't understand how Scott Jeffries didn't convince more people to go see that movie.

I don't understand how Scott Jeffries didn't convince more people to go see that movie.

Still sounds like there's a real risk of paper cuts.

Still sounds like there's a real risk of paper cuts.

"You see Shelley in episode six along with Lily Rabe singing 'You Don’t Own Me' to a crucifix."

"You see Shelley in episode six along with Lily Rabe singing 'You Don’t Own Me' to a crucifix."

Not if I put my hand over the screen juuuuuust so.

Not if I put my hand over the screen juuuuuust so.

Me, on seeing that picture: "Holy shit, that's Jennifer Lawrence?!"

Me, on seeing that picture: "Holy shit, that's Jennifer Lawrence?!"

"Brie and Caplan have more in common than their Save The Date roles, though"

"Brie and Caplan have more in common than their Save The Date roles, though"

I thought yours was pretty great.

I thought yours was pretty great.

Sarah Paulson played her last scene super well, though. It's a shame she has such a shitty character on such a silly show, and has to react to lines like "She won't bite. I took her teeth."

Sarah Paulson played her last scene super well, though. It's a shame she has such a shitty character on such a silly show, and has to react to lines like "She won't bite. I took her teeth."

Please edit your post so as to rewrite Jessica Lange's monologue phonetically.