Well, you know, I heard the jury's still out on… science.

Take 'em to a strip club! (probably NSFW)

Take 'em to a strip club! (probably NSFW)

I'm wondering if there's a way to make it totally vegan. I don't really care, since I'm not actually even a vegetarian, but it'd be a nice challenge. I don't think vegetable shortening melts in the same way at low-ish temperatures, but maybe, like, coconut oil?

I'm wondering if there's a way to make it totally vegan. I don't really care, since I'm not actually even a vegetarian, but it'd be a nice challenge. I don't think vegetable shortening melts in the same way at low-ish temperatures, but maybe, like, coconut oil?

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus I mean, I've never made it myself, so I'm not sure what all is in there. The veggies sound about right, but I'll have to check with my aunt or grandmother to get a more "traditional" recipe.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus I mean, I've never made it myself, so I'm not sure what all is in there. The veggies sound about right, but I'll have to check with my aunt or grandmother to get a more "traditional" recipe.

She said he had the face of a boy. But "potato with ears" is better.

She said he had the face of a boy. But "potato with ears" is better.

Did I talk about this last week? I might have, but I don't think I did, so anyway. I finally solved the veggie burger texture problem! The problem is, when you make homemade bean burgers, they tend to one of two extremes: Either squishy, unappealingly turdlike, and prone to falling out the back, or over-dry and…

Did I talk about this last week? I might have, but I don't think I did, so anyway. I finally solved the veggie burger texture problem! The problem is, when you make homemade bean burgers, they tend to one of two extremes: Either squishy, unappealingly turdlike, and prone to falling out the back, or over-dry and…

@avclub-39ffe0b5809a15fcc7637b21b3026a72:disqus Make the Thai sauce! Thai peppers are delicious. Even if you have to buy the peppers instead of growing them yourselves: worth it.

@avclub-39ffe0b5809a15fcc7637b21b3026a72:disqus Make the Thai sauce! Thai peppers are delicious. Even if you have to buy the peppers instead of growing them yourselves: worth it.

@Patrick_Batman:disqus I was going through one of my intermittent vegetarian phases at the time. The general consensus was that it was fine, but not really worth the effort.

@Patrick_Batman:disqus I was going through one of my intermittent vegetarian phases at the time. The general consensus was that it was fine, but not really worth the effort.

Wait, people not from rural Georgia know about Brunswick stew?? (Okay, I'm technically not from rural Georgia, but my dad is, so…)

Wait, people not from rural Georgia know about Brunswick stew?? (Okay, I'm technically not from rural Georgia, but my dad is, so…)

My family deep-fried the turkey last year. It was an… interesting experience.

My family deep-fried the turkey last year. It was an… interesting experience.

God, I hope these two don't ever end up nominated in the same category at the Emmys. The Sophie's Choice jokes would get excruciating.