God, I hope these two don't ever end up nominated in the same category at the Emmys. The Sophie's Choice jokes would get excruciating.

Er. Of what?

Er. Of what?

@avclub-5c7646b1d39fc0715f330479e4e5f254:disqus Watch football. American football I mean.

@avclub-5c7646b1d39fc0715f330479e4e5f254:disqus Watch football. American football I mean.

Bradley Cooper just manifests to me as a big ol' beige area.

Bradley Cooper just manifests to me as a big ol' beige area.

Annnnnnd it's Channing Tatum. I mean, June's right about his face, but it's defensible, especially given Magic Mike. A hell of a lot better than Bradley fuckin' Cooper.

Annnnnnd it's Channing Tatum. I mean, June's right about his face, but it's defensible, especially given Magic Mike. A hell of a lot better than Bradley fuckin' Cooper.

I thought maybe Jesse Pinkman had hooked her up with some of that blue. It was just a little over the top.

I thought maybe Jesse Pinkman had hooked her up with some of that blue. It was just a little over the top.

@EmilyGuendelsberger:disqus I can't let this pass as 100% a math major: Half of all grades are below the median. If you have a 50 and four grades in the 90-100 range, then only 20% of the grades are below average.

@EmilyGuendelsberger:disqus I can't let this pass as 100% a math major: Half of all grades are below the median. If you have a 50 and four grades in the 90-100 range, then only 20% of the grades are below average.

@EmilyGuendelsberger:disqus , this is stupid stuff:
You write your reviews well enough.
There can't be anything wrong as such
To see the way you comment much.
But oh, good Lord, the grades you give,
It makes a chap not want to live…

@EmilyGuendelsberger:disqus , this is stupid stuff:
You write your reviews well enough.
There can't be anything wrong as such
To see the way you comment much.
But oh, good Lord, the grades you give,
It makes a chap not want to live…

He's polluting my earholes, though. That's a negative externality, albeit a much smaller one.

He's polluting my earholes, though. That's a negative externality, albeit a much smaller one.

"Now"?

"Now"?

@avclub-2a01cc2d75a1581c632e310ae0fe4048:disqus Yeah, but what about Kojeve