I thought I was the only one. And then O'Neal started talking about cars, and I was like, wait, what?

Dude on the left looks like Dan Savage's husband. I'm straight, but I'd hit it.

Dude on the left looks like Dan Savage's husband. I'm straight, but I'd hit it.

He's not fucking stopping in Athens?? I don't want to go to Augusta for a concert, that's so out of the way. Dammit, Mangum.

He's not fucking stopping in Athens?? I don't want to go to Augusta for a concert, that's so out of the way. Dammit, Mangum.

"the essays in which he works out his moral positions on the page have dated badly."

"the essays in which he works out his moral positions on the page have dated badly."

WHERE'S THE LONG-FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE???

WHERE'S THE LONG-FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE???

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus Reality competitions like Top Chef are like marijuana: they might serve as a gateway to the really bad shit, but on their own, they're mostly harmless and maybe even helpful if used right.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus Reality competitions like Top Chef are like marijuana: they might serve as a gateway to the really bad shit, but on their own, they're mostly harmless and maybe even helpful if used right.

I think there's a distinct difference between "kids" and, like, high-schoolers. I can't bear the former either, but some teenagers are intellectually and emotionally mature enough that they're actually pleasant to be around.

I think there's a distinct difference between "kids" and, like, high-schoolers. I can't bear the former either, but some teenagers are intellectually and emotionally mature enough that they're actually pleasant to be around.

I mean, I'm not a child psychologist, but it's kinda fucked up (although, sure, not illegal) to sit around and be great friends with this guy for a few years until you can legally bang him. Especially when there's a presumed power imbalance like there was here. He probably shouldn't be in a job where he's working with…

I mean, I'm not a child psychologist, but it's kinda fucked up (although, sure, not illegal) to sit around and be great friends with this guy for a few years until you can legally bang him. Especially when there's a presumed power imbalance like there was here. He probably shouldn't be in a job where he's working with…

Also tell her that I won't get mad at her if she stops playing Words With Friends for like a week, unlike Scott Aukerman and the cast of Community.

Also tell her that I won't get mad at her if she stops playing Words With Friends for like a week, unlike Scott Aukerman and the cast of Community.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Also, if you changed your name, it would ruin our secret plan to bring the AVC down from within by making distinguishing between two sorta- to fairly frequent commenters moderately confusing!

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Also, if you changed your name, it would ruin our secret plan to bring the AVC down from within by making distinguishing between two sorta- to fairly frequent commenters moderately confusing!

Well, I'm actually David Koch, so.