I haven't made chili yet — it's been pretty warm the last few weeks in the South — but when I do, yeah, I'm totally planning on grinding my own chili powder from fresh ingredients. (Except the garlic, I guess. Unless someone knows how I can make my own garlic powder?) I'll probably add cinnamon, too, because I have a…

@avclub-48f3b69dfe25f0f5b4a6b8460a0def4f:disqus  I'm not a vegan, but as a sometime vegetarian and voracious reader of ethical philosophy, I feel qualified to answer. There are basically two or three major philosophical arguments against eating animal products that come from free-range animals. The first is…

@avclub-48f3b69dfe25f0f5b4a6b8460a0def4f:disqus  I'm not a vegan, but as a sometime vegetarian and voracious reader of ethical philosophy, I feel qualified to answer. There are basically two or three major philosophical arguments against eating animal products that come from free-range animals. The first is…

Did you convert to Discordianism recently?

Did you convert to Discordianism recently?

@avclub-ac34e9ae168c9afcfbf6d415d4fb8bf8:disqus Well, the implied homophobia in my comment is strictly humorous.

@avclub-ac34e9ae168c9afcfbf6d415d4fb8bf8:disqus Well, the implied homophobia in my comment is strictly humorous.

Nah. Assuming Miami figured out how to play LeBron as a PF, like they did against Boston, I can't see Chicago's D figuring out how to stop him so quickly. Chicago was a better team than Miami last season, but I think something really clicked against Indiana and Boston, and after that there was no stopping them.

Nah. Assuming Miami figured out how to play LeBron as a PF, like they did against Boston, I can't see Chicago's D figuring out how to stop him so quickly. Chicago was a better team than Miami last season, but I think something really clicked against Indiana and Boston, and after that there was no stopping them.

And you know what? If a girl mentions her boobs, that's like a free pass to take a glance.

And you know what? If a girl mentions her boobs, that's like a free pass to take a glance.

Dreama Walker was really doing a Britta Perry on that line.

Dreama Walker was really doing a Britta Perry on that line.

It's appropriate, too, considering Nanatchka Khan's history.

It's appropriate, too, considering Nanatchka Khan's history.

@EvelKareebel:disqus Yeah, isn't the average IQ in Cornwall legitimately like 85 or something? It's crazy.

@EvelKareebel:disqus Yeah, isn't the average IQ in Cornwall legitimately like 85 or something? It's crazy.

"And Max's 'diabolical villain' voice."

"And Max's 'diabolical villain' voice."

I CUT THE BRAKES! WILDCARD, BITCHES!