Except Dan is absolutely right and has expressed this opinion multiple times. Sex is a major part of a relationship and if one partner decides to call it quits when in a long-term relationship it's not fair for the other person to have to go without. So get some one the side. He's said this so many times I'm surprised…

Seems like one of those letters where the guy just wanted to brag and talk about his awesome threeway and BBC, and didn't really have a problem. Which is fine, but Dan usually calls out the braggers.

No nominations for Margot Robbie? What the fuck has the Academy come to. Did they not see the scene where she opens the doors and is wearing only stockings and heels? Did they not see the scene where she's wearing a tight short dress, no underwear, sitting on the floor in a nursery, and is pushing Leo away with her…

I've heard that this Kevin Hart guy is considered to be shorter in height than the average male. Hopefully they'll find much humor in that disparity.

I better get my Chupacabra erotica published before someone beats me off to it.

"Spit roast action" is a fucking awesome phrase. I plan to work it into my conversations as much as possible.

Sucks you missed it. But with the great reception he got and the fun he had going to the parks I think he'll be back and hopefully it won't be too long.

I was at that Orlando Doug Loves Movies and the crowd really was just that energetic from the start even before the guests were announced. Though we had already figured out Graham and Harland would be there since Graham had opened for Doug at the previous night's stand-up (which was also really good with an incredible…

Ah, Shameless it's great to have you back.

I used to watch Ferguson every night but eventually got tired of him. I don't think he's really "punk rock" and think he actually has a lot of "well-worn shtick." I still like him and think he's the best thing on for network late night talk shows, but his sexual innuendos just got really tiresome. Everything is a…

Anyone not following Dylan McDermott on Twitter or Facebook is really missing out. He's one of the funniest people to follow. He is full of sage wisdom. Here are some examples:

Went to Orlando Improv and saw Doug Benson Saturday and went back Sunday for Doug Loves Movies. Fucking funny as hell. Laughed so much my throat hurts today. Anyone who likes Doug Loves Movies should definitely check it out when it's posted. He got a great guest line-up and the crowd was incredible. Doug is just the…

The Quiet Duel is the second movie Mifune made with Kurosawa and was a big departure for Mifune from their first movie Drunken Angel. He plays a doctor who gets syphilis from a patient and deals with it calmly rather than spreading it as his patient does. One of Kurosawa's least known movies, but a good quiet…

Should have posted the kitchen scene:

Biggest Disappointment is GTAV. I was very excited for it. But man the game is a bummer. A large world that's not nearly as explorable as it seems. You can do all the quests and not have to go to most of the map. If you get all collectibles you'll get most of the map. None of the quests even involve doing underwater…

Yes, there is. Any time a link goes to "zodiac" instead of "www" you know there has been a glitch in the system and the secret AVClub underground is trying to reveal itself. Usually someone at the AVClub offices is killed for the mistake. Once they've killed 12 people, each born under a different zodiac sign then the…

I liked this show as a kid and would definitely try rewatching it. The basic premise of a guy getting a supersuit without instructions is just fucking funny.
I get it confused with the movie Super Fuzz though, which came out around the same time I think. It was about a cop that somehow gets super powers, I think from a…

I found it pretty enjoyable for a half hour. The funniest part of the what ifs was not that they were exactly how things would have been without Sheldon, but each person's interpretation of it, mostly for comedic effect as digs on each other's weaknesses and insecurities and how their relationships had changed them.

I am just not agreeing with Todd on this season of this show. Sure, it's not as good as Asylum, but to me it's still the most fun show on television. I look forward to watching it more than any other show right now except Bob's Burgers.

Fuckin' music montages. So fuckin' tired of them. Wasn't there at least one episode this season that had a montage at the beginning and end? I fast-forwarded through the one at the end of this one and it was fun to watch everyone looking sad and Juice hiding evidence in fast forward. I think I should have been…