Amelie, it was my pleasure
I love the joy you take in ridiculing the ridiculous. This should really be on video. It's 2009, we're not all just sitting around the old radio http://www.granitegrok.com/…
You know, you can get one of those little cameras for around $100 and then write it off

Yo, Amelie!
So what's the deal? Why isn't this show on video? I really enjoy listening but I think you'd get a lot more listens if you stuck this on the youtube that all the kids are watching. You must teach the children to hate.

Get a chick pregnant and Joss Whedon isn't going to be so interesting

Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

MBS… one word for ya… pimp. Get yoself some ho's and start a business. Entrepreneurship is key in economic downturns. It's one of the things that makes and keeps this country great. Fat bloated companies crash and people with new and competent ideas rise and reform the economic structure. The new economy is also going…

I think of Trent Reznor
whenever I see the name Brett Ratner and this shit gets even funnier!

This show needs to move to HBO
so they can all get neked! Am I right? Yeah! God that would be sweet. and lots of back flips and high kicks and… oh, oh, is that my wife? I did not post this. My account has been hacked.

If I showed you a vagina, a mop and a donut?
Could you tell the difference?

I want some fucking french toast dripping with Leslie Mann's sweet juicy @$$!!!

"Let's Get to the Fucking"
shit, that's an outstanding quote!

If I'M a ghoul?
C'mon, there is not reason to post a link to a death scene! Just mentioning it is more than enough for anyone interested they can do a search. I seriously expect more than appealing to the lowest common denominator from the AV Club. Are you going to start linking to pedophile and snuff sites that some…

Shello!?!
Sigmund and the Sea Monsters was a favorite as a kid but I guess that falls under the Sid and Marty Krofft umbrella. Talking bout friends, friends, friends

From the Life cereal commercial with Mikey
Whenever someone asks what something is
"It's some cereal. It's supposed to be good for you"
I love people's reactions when it's totally out of context, they get looks on their faces I've never seen

there's like 6 of them now (I have little kids so the Disney channel is on a lot in my house) but 1 & 2 have grodin and Bonnie Hunt, the 2 best talk show guests ever

"every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate"

try "Eureka"

What's shakin', Norm?

Can you forgive Prince after hearing Tom Jones do "Kiss?"

"Do you mind if I smoke? No, do you mind if I fart?"
"I'm so mad at my mother!"
"How old's that child? 3? Got a joke for her. These two lesbians walk into a bar"
"Does the pope shit in the woods?"
"It's like the French have a different word for everything"

RUSH!!!ALEX LIFESON IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!