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Casual Dave
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CLINT EAST TO THE WOOD, PUNKS!!!
CLINT EASTWOOD COULD DO TWO GUYS AND ONE CUP AND STILL BE COOLER THAN KEANU REEVES IN LIQUID NITROGEN! I MEAN GODDAMN KEANU REEVES, JESUS CHRIST!!! I'D GIVE NICK CAGE, KEVIN DUH COSTNER AND EVEN TOM IM SO INTENSE CRUISE A PASS BEFORE KEANU FUCKING REEVES!!!

What was that theme music?
Nothing personal but I didn't really care for it and really don't think it fits at all what I would expect for A.V. Club music.

Heavy Metal at the midnight movies!!!
Must have seen it 20 times or more at the midnight movies as a teenager, killer tunes, one of the best villians and just plain fun to watch though I passed out during the Tarna scene a few times. It's at crackle.com so you can watch it right now

Looks like a movie you'd see on Hulu
and that chick was thing funniest thing in knocked up, most movies are better with a quirky stoner chick side character though not so much in real life as they try to pinch your bag, exploding things are good too

The problem with video game movies
They try to make them like other movies instead of making them like the video game. Like Tomb Raider didn't even have her coolest moves which were the swan dive and when she climbs a ledge and does the handstand rollover and it didn't follow her sweet ass around. Max Payne should

I could play all his solos making fart noises with my hands then moved on to playing mathematical equations, I can now play the periodic table and am currently circuit bending my hands

What gives AV Club?Why no embedded music clips with interviews?
Throughout articles on this site there are loads of youtube videos embedded with copyright infringing video of movie clips(though in the context of their display with articles on this site, they are fair use, weird how that works, huh?) but you have

What gives AV Club?Why no embedded music clips with interviews?
Throughout articles on this site there are loads of youtube videos embedded with copyright infringing video of movie clips(though in the context of their display with articles on this site, they are fair use, weird how that works, huh?) but you have

What gives AV Club?Why no embedded music clips with interviews?
Throughout articles on this site there are loads of youtube videos embedded with copyright infringing video of movie clips(though in the context of their display with articles on this site, they are fair use, weird how that works, huh?) but you have

Pop culture is shoved down my kids throat enough!!!
My son knows many of my favorite songs from guitar hero, Star Wars plays on loads of cable channels and don't forget everything imaginable on the internet, I think the question should be "what pop culture garbage am I trying to shield from them?" I try to explain to

This wasn't a remake?
I totally thought this was an official remake. I remember being tripped out by the original as a kid and watched this one because of that. I can't believe that they were trying to pawn the idea off as original.

This interview made me think…
this is exactly how Andy Kaufman would have promoted a band. Some weird avant-garde shit that comes off as rude and insulting but is actually high concept comedy. But I think since it's Billy Bob Thornton, he's just a big baby. waaa waaa waaa

Creepy, man, just creepy
I think you have this because you missed out on the promotional bottle of Dom from Fandango

New rule for future interviews
you can't talk about his acing career or that he's a big baby. Great publicity though. If he hadn't been a dick and did a normal interview, nobody would be saying shit about him or his band. I bet they are getting the most downloads of their "career" right now.

New rule for future interviews
you can't talk about his acing career or that he's a big baby. Great publicity though. If he hadn't been a dick and did a normal interview, nobody would be saying shit about him or his band. I bet they are getting the most downloads of their "career" right now.

He could walk between raindrops!!!
He would vibrate so he was blurry in pictures, come on, the dude had some cool tricks. That martial art was badassss! Give the idea to a decent comic book writer and it would make for a kicking series.

Who let the dogs out?

Fonzie
prior to shark jump

Was there any way to watch this show…
with out having seen every previous one? I tried to jump in several times but I was just "what the…" "who the…" "why the…" and "another sex scene?" They could have given better "previously on Battlestar Galactica" starters. Was it a space opera or a soap opera?

Who the hell…
really wants or cares about a wonder woman movie? The character works as one of manyin the justice league but on her own, there really isn't enough there (bullet proof bracelets, truth rope and she comes from an imaginary island of big bitches) to make a big budget movie that's going to make it's money