I think showing them the movie is worth a shot. You have to start cultivating longer attention spans sometime. (Not that there's anything wrong with Looney Tunes, etc.)

Booooo

Death Note has short and very bingeable episodes.

Notifications issues or something else?

The Last Unicorn I saw when I was three. Except for the bit with the tree, which was weird, it wasn't really that much darker than a lot of Disney. Slower paced though.

Book?

Nah, librarians are great. I practically lived at the library when I was a kid. Now that I'm older, that would be weird. So I'm here.

Librarians are the worst.

The Chancellor (if it's the same one) was everywhere yesterday. And there's a Fluttershy around here somewhere.

If I just listen to my own thoughts in the shower, I'll wind up staring into space for an hour. A short playlist gives me sound cues to wash my hair or whatever.

I do the same, but with the bathroom sink.

I'd waste less time on Netflix if when I found My List, I were then able to sort it somehow. If I only have time for a breezy 30 minute comedy, I don't want to click past a dozen 3 hour documentaries.

Wizaaaardmoooooooon!!

Ugh, I hate sanding. I have two bookcases to do and a chair, but I've been putting it off forever.

Something that has worked for me and a few others: get a Disqus account and log into the Disqus homepage while being logged into your usual account here. Presto notifications!

Not to mention there are a dozen kinds of software that make those comparisons specifically to check for plagiarism. And databases to search. My high school could manage this.

They were saying "Christmas in July!" and laughing.

We have cards now?

Yeah, what the heck? That plus video ads crashed my browser earlier.

Do these speechwriters not know that the internet exists? They aren't even stealing from obscure sources. A little effort, people!