I've heard that the condoms were just out of their wrapper, not used. I can't find confirmation of that, though, and there's only so much I'm willing to type in Google search.

Right?!? No one doubted that he thought that way, but hearing him say it on broadcast TV was an absolute jaw-dropper. And interrupting poor Leslie Stahl was the icing on that cake.

Lesley Stahl: You're not known to be a humble man. But I wonder—
Donald Trump: I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.

If only.

The rugby players sent expeditions out of the valley they'd landed in to see if they could find signs of civilization. However, they were too deep in the Andes to realistically set out together. So they sat tight and fixed a radio with parts salvaged from the tail of the plane. Though they couldn't contact anyone on…

Ignore him. He's been here all day and all he does is shit on AVC.

His site is here: http://www.thepizzle.net/

Almost nobody has a family straight out of a Norman Rockwell painting. Though you may assume otherwise, others here have had shitty experiences and have learned to grow past them. It's hard, but we all have to work our way to happiness one day at a time. Don't lose hope.

… Aaaand bookmarked!
ETA: Skipper the Eyechild!

A friend introduced me to Darkplace via Youtube. Granted, that was several years ago. I'd hate for them to be gone.

Take care of yourself, TDE.

But seriously: how are you doing lately?

Life is short,
And pleasures few,
And holed the ship,
And drowned the crew,
But o! But o!
How very blue
The sea is!
-Clive Barker, Abarat

Shoot. I think I only have a bunch of Herzogs.

Don't be a fool, man! It's all a ruse!

You weren't suspicious of them already?

Silver Spring, Maryland? I used to live there!

They put on a really good show.

I taped up my webcam after seeing Mr ROBOT, too!

Cali told me yesterday that Disqus rolled out a fix for the notifications issue. I'm guessing this is it.