This show gives me problems. I can't call it "good" really, but goddamn if it isn't just very entertaining, which is a lot more than I can say for most shows.

And the bar walked out.

And the bar walked out.

Whew. I'm glad Lohan's record will remain clean.

Whew. I'm glad Lohan's record will remain clean.

Do you know how many people can't spell ABC in Georgia?

Do you know how many people can't spell ABC in Georgia?

So he took LSD. I guess that explains why he was in those Transformers movies… if he was on LSD for years.

So he took LSD. I guess that explains why he was in those Transformers movies… if he was on LSD for years.

Fair enough. By your definition, I'd say the only thing that comes close is "Bachelor Party" or whatever that was with Tawny Kitaen where Hanks drove a school bus. Pretty hard R, if I remember right. Lots of nudity.

Fair enough. By your definition, I'd say the only thing that comes close is "Bachelor Party" or whatever that was with Tawny Kitaen where Hanks drove a school bus. Pretty hard R, if I remember right. Lots of nudity.

Saving Private Ryan? Philadelphia? I believe these are grown-up movies. And don't forget the very intense first season of Bosom Buddies.

Saving Private Ryan? Philadelphia? I believe these are grown-up movies. And don't forget the very intense first season of Bosom Buddies.

"We just didn't make enough money with The Dark Knight Rises." — Warner Brothers

"We just didn't make enough money with The Dark Knight Rises." — Warner Brothers

Fuck I laughed pretty hard at that one.

Fuck I laughed pretty hard at that one.

Oh come on, that money is going straight into Alison Brie's pocket. So is my hand.

Oh come on, that money is going straight into Alison Brie's pocket. So is my hand.

Holy Shit, Mr. O'Neal. Your hilarious article just about made me spit out my morning vodka.