Holy Shit, Mr. O'Neal. Your hilarious article just about made me spit out my morning vodka.

It's worth noting that Partynausea often leads to Partyvomiting and Partyhookupsyouregretthenextday.

It's worth noting that Partynausea often leads to Partyvomiting and Partyhookupsyouregretthenextday.

In another interview, Ms. Chenowith pretended to pass out on the floor, only to slyly slink away and chuckle to herself.

In another interview, Ms. Chenowith pretended to pass out on the floor, only to slyly slink away and chuckle to herself.

"I can't believe you rolled on me!"

"I can't believe you rolled on me!"

So they have 12 hours to get from Torrance to Long Beach?

So they have 12 hours to get from Torrance to Long Beach?

At this point I must comment…

At this point I must comment…

Believe in magic… or I'll kill you!

Believe in magic… or I'll kill you!

His hair is completely different.

His hair is completely different.

Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God.

Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God.

Weird, I recently demanded a $200,000 raise for my job, too. But I was just slapped in the face and told to get back to unclogging those toilets.

Weird, I recently demanded a $200,000 raise for my job, too. But I was just slapped in the face and told to get back to unclogging those toilets.

"Al, let have sexxxx."
"Uh, no Peg."
*Flushes toilet*
*Hooting and hollering*