"Al, let have sexxxx."
"Uh, no Peg."
*Flushes toilet*
*Hooting and hollering*

"Get away from her, you bitch with a capital C!"

"Get away from her, you bitch with a capital C!"

Trying to paint Courtney Love as some evil mastermind will indubitably get this tossed out of court, due to fucking common sense.

Trying to paint Courtney Love as some evil mastermind will indubitably get this tossed out of court, due to fucking common sense.

I actually thought the shirtless guy was Russell Crowe. Uh… thank goodness?

I actually thought the shirtless guy was Russell Crowe. Uh… thank goodness?

Da da da da da Crap! … Da da da da da Die!

Da da da da da Crap! … Da da da da da Die!

Will the sequel be called The Spectacular Spider-Man? Then The Web of Spider-Man? Then The Sensational Spider-Man? These are my only questions that pertain to this movie.

Will the sequel be called The Spectacular Spider-Man? Then The Web of Spider-Man? Then The Sensational Spider-Man? These are my only questions that pertain to this movie.

But that's after Jonah HIll tries to sell him pot.

But that's after Jonah HIll tries to sell him pot.

I like seeing Jonah Hill in slave-related roles.

I like seeing Jonah Hill in slave-related roles.

I see this film as being the next Super Mario Brothers… the movie.

I see this film as being the next Super Mario Brothers… the movie.

WELCOME TO ARF!

WELCOME TO ARF!

Bryan Cranston just loves starring in shit when it's titled "Drive".