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It's 'Berkeley', like UC Berkeley— not 'Berkley', like Elizabeth Berkley of 'Showgirls' renown.

Better than my actual guess, "long bus", which I whispered.

As someone who lives in San Francisco, immediately recognized the video clip they showed, and rides an articulated bus… I did not get the clue. I just call those things "buses".

I suppose Mr. Nolan was impressed by his acting Style.

So this actress is playing a high school sophomore? Was she repeatedly held back?

Official Secrets sounds like a Cinemax soft-core porno set after-hours in the Pentagon.

LOL at Jason Statham being "charming"

Actually, I would be fascinated to see Tyler Perry take on the ancient Greek story of Medea. Wait no I wouldn't.

I'd be curious to see Michael Bay's Amour. In this version, the two old folk rescue a nursing home from a neo-Nazi terrorist. Explosions and incoherence ensue.

Reminds me of when, for Training Day, Denzel Washington was nominated for best actor and Ethan Hawke for best supporting actor. This despite the fact that Hawke had more screen time than Washington. Oh well.

Wow I love trainwrecks and that was one amazing trainwreck. Of course, I don't enjoy actual trainwrecks.

Uh oh, the power's out. We better eat all the ice cream!

He's got a sea turtle under his shirt!

Don't forget my pitch of 'Hogan's Heroes': Hulk Hogan eats a hero sub every episode. That's the whole fucking show.

If there is a lower voter turnout of older Academy members, then maybe we'll get a few more 'hip' nominees. Oh wait, there are no young Academy members.

I haven't watched this show in years and I will continue that trend.

I haven't watched this show in years and I will continue that trend.

The remake of Singing in the Rain is quite intense.

The remake of Singing in the Rain is quite intense.

As a Californian, I'm okay with this list. For the most part.