Bryan Cranston just loves starring in shit when it's titled "Drive".

I'm sure Mads will now finally get a chance to chew on some scenery.

I'm sure Mads will now finally get a chance to chew on some scenery.

Weird, this is so unlike China, which is usually a very forward-thinking… oh fuck it, they're all louses.

Weird, this is so unlike China, which is usually a very forward-thinking… oh fuck it, they're all louses.

He looks like a drunken David Lynch

He looks like a drunken David Lynch

Leprechaun 6: Bring on the Snark

Leprechaun 6: Bring on the Snark

The worst moment was when Kathie Lee asked, "What's worse, a dead wife or starring in Madagascar 3?"

The worst moment was when Kathie Lee asked, "What's worse, a dead wife or starring in Madagascar 3?"

Kathie Lee followed up that interview with a serious discussion about why homeless people smell so darn bad.

Kathie Lee followed up that interview with a serious discussion about why homeless people smell so darn bad.

While in third grade, a classmate of mine said this was his favorite movie and even at that age I knew he was an idiot.

While in third grade, a classmate of mine said this was his favorite movie and even at that age I knew he was an idiot.