Is "Job Hunting" the one where Rose gets a job at an ice cream shop, and it's never mentioned again, resetting her to the grief counseling center?

"Getting"?

It beat Jackass, old men slumming for a paycheck, and time-traveling turkeys. Let's see how its #1 status fares when there's an actual movie up against it.

"Sophia, are there a lot of men in heaven?"
—"Really, Blanche!"
"Well! You got to ask her about God and Jesus!"

Something clearly bad was about to happen to this nice lady, and I felt sad. But then I learned she was into Thomas Kincaide, so never mind. She had it coming.

She was! In a much later episode, though. And judging from the way the police force was portrayed on this show, I wouldn't be surprised if she were actually guilty and just got away with it.

I won't be a stickler for continuity…

I always want to know what happened in LCK, but not to the extent that I'm willing to sit down and watch it, so I appreciate these recaps.

Thank you for articulating what I could not about how unappealing I found that first book. The only thing you left out is how if you don't visibly radiate one of the five traits, you're just left to try and scrape by on the streets as a homeless outcast. And the "selfless" and "peaceable" groups have absolutely no…

And don't forget "The Case of the Libertine Belle", where they go to a murder mystery weekend.

Sure. I also didn't see The Lone Ranger, because it looked awful and I don't care about the source material. But Man of Steel was a profoundly so-so movie that people feel the need to defend or savage to a weird degree. Check out the comments in any Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. episode, too.

Exactly. This part of the article stuck out to me:

Oh, god, those YouTube clips. Remember when Homer got the crayon taken out of his brain and then went and saw that movie?

Good-bye, Lisa. I hope you're reincarnated as someone who can stay awake for 15 minutes.

… my work is her hobby. My hobby is gardening, for which I don't expect to be paid." — Cilla.

We've definitely fallen out of the Golden Age of trick-or-treating, where every house had its light on, and the entire neighborhood was out (after dark, thank you), and you used a pillowcase to hold your stash, and your dad took a candy tax off the top, and you and your sister spent long hours negotiating over the…

Outta my way, jerkass!

The most recent review popped up in my notifications, and I was like "What? I'm still following that show? Let me go fix that now."

This is terrific news. I will celebrate, under the following six conditions:

They're still trying to make Julianne Hough a thing, are they? Huh. OK.