YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

Hey, thanks!

…for those times you want to look like Glen Coco

And the picture Louise took of her as she was getting out of the shower.

Just watched it now, and I took a different view of the cleaning woman scene from Scott, too. Everything being discussed about the company's plan is super-top-secret, and yet two people casually discuss their strategy across her head, not because they are deciding her fate, but because she is so far below them on the…

Anchovies are fucking delicious, and I will attack anyone who says otherwise with my rank fish breath.

"Arrrrgh! I'll bet Rwanda is full of rich guys that will buy her whatever she wants!"

"I haven't read 'Apartment 3G since…1961."
—"Oh, well then let me catch you up. It is later the same day…"

Only a Mr. Bungle would cut in line.

"Lazlo, can I just say how much of a honor it is to work with what I consider the greatest Hungarian sculptor of our time."
—"And can I just say that if Blanche can name two other Hungarian sculptors of any time, I shall eat that statue."

Norman Henderson smashes everyone's clay models. Rose smashes his.

"What, you're embarrassed by your own mother?"
"When she's dressed like Vasco da Gama, yes."

WHO D'HAT

The finger thing means the taxes!

Michael Zbornak was the WORST. Just an irredeemable character, and not a personality type that would result from being raised by Dorothy (I'm assuming Stan didn't do much child-rearing). To the extent that any Golden Girls episodes should be skipped, his presence is a good benchmark. Especially when he had that…

Hooray!

This isn't a comment on Delaney himself, but I'd say that a "Twitter comedian" is a person who is funny in one-liners and short bursts, but don't translate well to any other platforms, like stand-up.

Buzz off, Dirtbike Milksteaks!

This block of episodes is incredible. Blanche's stream of speech from mistaking lesbian for Lebanese to realization of Jean being gay to hysterical indignant anger that Jean likes Rose instead of her is worth an Emmy all on its own.

We love Bryan Fuller around these parts, and Dead Like Me is rich material for review (Yes, I know he wasn't involved past a certain point).