Darn.  I'm still a little behind on that show, and was hoping it was

Or that despite her putting her foot down about attending college, she's basically a doormat, and celebrated for it.  I didn't dislike the movie, but found that a strange characteristic.

I suppose this would be the place to say that I think Sandler's dramatic work is at least 70% as annoying as his comedic work, and Punch Drunk Love is easily one of the five most overrated movies of the past 15 years.

ABC's entire Tuesday night lineup is new shows.  Just how much did they cancel last year?

I was never a big fan of the show, but as with foods I grew up not liking, I go back to it every few years to see if my tastes have changed.  The promotional hook of veterans playing against their loved ones intrigued me, and if they had left it at that, maybe I could stick with it.

It was shockingly dull.

Man, I wish.  Maybe then they would have tasted less like cardboard and disappointment.

At last year's Super Bowl party, the host's girlfriend passed around brownies she had made, and neglected to say they were vegan until we all took a big bite.  It took massive reserves of politeness to choke it down while she looked on with an expectant smile.

What was that show a short while back that purported to tell the story of a bank robbery from a bunch of different perspectives and then lasted, like, three episodes?

Yes!  I don't know what chromosome I'm missing, but I just couldn't get into Firefly at all.  Once Dollhouse found its groove, it was really good.

Make a game out of it.  See how many articles/reviews you can get through without spotting a glaring error - then try to beat that record!

Also, you can predict who's going to be mad at your decisions in Fallout.  People keep attacking me for seemingly no reason in Skyrim.

This is what a cornfield looks like, honey!

So we know Ariel can write and speak English, but never thinks to pick up a goddamn pen once she's lost her voice.  Ursula may be evil, but at least she's not a fucking idiot.

And from the same episode:

A visual aid.

"Separate the ART from the ARTIST!!!!!!!"

*I, Claudius bursts into tears, runs out of the room.

"Which box did they go into?"
"Oh, let's all ask each other!  That'll solve this problem!"

This exchange still sends me into hysterical laughter: