Aw.  I loved Antonia in her seasons of Top Chef, but not to the extent that I'd watch this.

Whoever's in charge of creating the Pawnee murals has the best job in the world.

Wow, there's a name I haven't heard in a while.  Hooray!  And people say there's no good news these days.

Calm down and have some flav-o-fibes until you decide.

I love how Jen berates Roy for not treating Allison with dignity, and her first response upon seeing Allison in person is a shriek of horror.

over the course of the film, not a single male is seen onscreen—not even in a portrait.

Wait, isn't AC IV basically the exact same as AC III, except with more of a focus on naval missions?

Yeah, I expect a D+ show to be pretty wretched.  This was just bland.

Her entire performance was perfect, but that little bit of physical comedy when her hair thing flies into her face tips it over into extra perfect.

Very sad news.

I've never been.

I'm going to admit up front that I have no supporting evidence or statistics to back this up, but the pirating-killed-DVD-sales argument just doesn't pass the sniff test for me.

She and Kristen Stewart should have an emoting contest.

I just finished Silver's book, and the most striking thing was that he plays fantasy baseball.  Who plays fantasy baseball AGAINST Nate Silver?

He's so fetch!

Next week, your rich stepsister's cleaning lady on why she can't stand "Sussudio".

What?  That is gobsmacking.

That's ubsulutely fuscinating.

Emblematic of the shallowness of the winnowing process, one guy is eliminated because his name's Nate, and the player has already dated three Nates. Poor Nate.

Flagged for not mentioning Eartha Brute.