The WARRANT!

and Joey Fatone (the cuddly…)

Don't speak!  Go, gentle Scorpio!

She's made a huge mis… Eh, she'll be fine.

It's an entirely different kind of flying.  Altogether.

Buy a ticket to a different movie and sneak into Ender's Game.

Helen Mirren is not above appearing in terrible movies ("Teaching Mrs. Tingle", the "National Treasure" sequel, etc.) but she always manages to give a great performance anyway.

Don't be such a brat.

Just try it!  I mean, just taste it!

And of course, we all [something something] whenever we see Anne Hathaway or jerk off whenever we see [something something].

Unlike the real world, responding to someone who likes something with "Well, you're a dick!" isn't a sincere insult.

Those butterscotch krimpets make me burst into song.

I see where you're coming from, with the "cake frosting" vodka or the "chocolate sorbet" vodka or whatever, but mixing blueberry vodka with lemonade and Sprite is actually pretty damned tasty.  My July 4 BBQ will be soaked in it.

Girls bein' girls bein' girls bein' girls…GIRL GROUP!

Hey, while we're on the subject (and this has nothing to do with you, @avclub-51f4fd7b5ffd1b8e79c6f4e77522e096:disqus - it just seems a logical place to put this) - it's pretty likely that if people stopped responding to the lame gimmicks and trolls, they'd dry up pretty quickly.  In other words, stop feeding Sluggo. …

I'd like to speak to Homer.  Last name…Sexual.

More spoilers!

ABC, you shut your whore mouth!

Hey!  Be fair!  They botch dramas, too.

These two episodes were among my favorites of the series.  I loved Jen's smoking subplot, and the awkwardness all around of the dinner party was juuuuuuust cringy enough.