So is syphilis.

It's my summer drink of choice, and I just ordered one at a bar where the bartender insisted on putting herb bitters in, too.  It was fucking delicious.

Your universe dresses provocatively.

How many times did his daughter yell "Daddy!!!!!!!" in that two-minute trailer?  My conservative estimate is 146.

It's becoming a more concerning problem of late that every movie has to be either the best masterwork of cinematic genius ever beamed into our unworthy eyeballs, or a horrible stream of demon bile that causes cancer in puppies.

"Contrary to media reports, Ms. Deen does not condone or find the use of racial epithets acceptable."

And the cudgels came down much earlier than next winter and maimed several children!

EEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

Haha!  That's Melissa "Two-Sheds" Strickland for you.

Jeez, do they live in Pee-Wee's Playhouse?

Now…time for school!

It's a wet teacher contest!

Remember: Only you can prevent Joel vs. Mike flame wars in the comments. [EA]

Liiiiiiar!   Liiiiiiar!  Liiiiiiar!

Oh, double poopie!

It wasn't the best iteration, but how else would we ever see a Rue McClanahan stripper movie?

You can't get better than Patricia Clarkson as Sarah going through withdrawal

"Why are you even here?"
—- "I'm here because I was in the comic book."
"What?"
—- "Nothing."

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Second.

These are the same New Yorkers (Metropolisians?  Metropolitans?  Metroids?) who stand and gawk at invading alien ships.  Run, you stupid assholes.