Both have quills dipped in ink.  Thank you, Annotated Alice!

And if a mutant army of lizard cops happens to be generated, perhaps they could do something too.

My hope for the villain is that it's a bad guy that actually does something.

Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be Bob Benson.  I mean, he's used to being a genial host, it's part of his manservant's work, and it's always difficult when a group of new coworkers meet together for the first time to get acquainted, so he's perfectly prepared to get the ball rolling, I…

I have never been more relieved to see Cosgrove wearing an eyepatch. I
dunno about the rest of you, but until that scene, I was sweating with
anxiety that they just killed off Ken.

I think he was right and he was petty and cruel.

Don't forget that when a black hole opens and starts sucking everything in a 500-foot-radius into its gaping maw, Amy Adams will continue to fall away from it, and towards the ground.  Apparently, she needs to drop a few pounds.

Can I ask how gory it is?

Confederate States of America.  I am excusing A Woman's Tale from contention, as I was dragged to that by my stepmother.

Mmmmm….open-faced club sandwich…..

Since you put it in my head, I went searching.

There are tons on YouTube, if that's an option for you.

Serious and non-rhetorical question:  Could it be because mass-appeal entertainment is more slanted towards quotability and memorization than Serious Art?  Sure, it'd be nice to pass along Bleak House as oral folklore, but Lisa the Vegetarian is far more catchy.

No worries, I've already got that one covered.

*Opens article
*CTRL+F "Clue"
*Sigh of relief

Man, now I just want to use the tableau of people staring at Mrs. Peacock with their soup spoons halfway to their mouths as a catch-all "Huh?" response GIF.

If the Purge were real, this is totally how I'd spend the evening.

Oh, for a second I thought you were saying you liked "What's Up", and I was about to put in a request for vacation from work so I could come push you down a flight of stairs.

Thing is, it didn't have to be someone from Ween complaining about this horrible, nails-on-a-chalkboard song.  If I read this same interview, but between Drew and a junior high lunchlady, it would be exactly as true.

Don't order the sodees.  They're so cold, they'll make your teef hurt.