LISA NEEDS PINEAPPLE!

PIZZA PLAN!

Or Don/Ted/Peggy form this new agency, they fail, and Don comes back to the original agency, which wavers on whether or not to take him back.

I think Tina actually says "Pow," like she's excited about being the product of Bob and Linda having nothing to do that Thursday.

Which is the only reason I saw this episode.  I think my favorite part was when Homer makes a joke about "Stayin' Alive" being too on the nose fifteen seconds after the suicide hotline played "Suicide is Painless" as the hold music.

Watch out for snakes!

Parking will be a nightmare.

Hmm.  Maybe it's because he has such a strong code of ethics, and will stick to them even if it means he misses out on something worthwhile.  The rest of the anti-government Pawneeans are those types that would be vehemently opposed to scientific research, then be the first in line for the treatments the research…

You're not sure why?  It's horrifying!  In a good way.

S is for sailboat…
T is for tiger…
U is for underwear, down in the dryer.

Wait, yours is missing, too?  I smell a conspiracy.

Oh hai, Game of Thrones.

@avclub-c30b17b451a2d904d45a4c895dbd4a62:disqus - I really enjoyed the exploration of religion in The Long Secret.  I also loved getting out of Harriet's head and seeing what she's like from somebody else's perspective.  (I'm a guy, so I wasn't into the whole menstruation subplot, but I totally get why a pre-teen girl…

Some of the passages still really stick with me today.  At times, it could be really inspirational to Kid Me (paraphrasing from memory here):

I Control+F'ed for my clear winners (The Westing Game and Harriet the Spy), so you're officially my favorite person.

Maybe not "favorite" in the sense of mode of death, but as far as bitter irony and a chance to see Jasmine Guy strut her stuff…  Poor, poor Roxy.

SHE'S A DANCER!

My character's name shall be "Glen Cocko".

PIZZA HAUS!

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