Same.  There were audible "Gaaaaah!"s in my apartment.

No, what I think happened is that she realized she gave terrible advice to Peggy about underbidding and cost her the apartment as a result.  So she's trying to cover up her mistake in blustery cheerfulness, rather than being like "Whoops.  Maybe we should have stuck with your original bid after all."

Joe Don Baker, playing the dead man’s understandably pissed-off father, is gearing up for some serious vigilante justice.

[flat, disinterested tone] Jamaica. [/flat, disinterested tone]

Other Futurama lines weave themselves into everyday conversation more naturally, but I find myself saying "Will said skills pay the bills?" all the time.

Leela does too have meat!  She has more meat than a cow!

Killing the Lord and Savior is an RDD.

It's been a mess all day.  I fully expect this reply to show up in Sanskrit, if at all.

Missi Pyle as the main character or GTFO.

That's never stopped Amanda Palmer.

Oh my God, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus , you won a car!

Well, I don't know how it could have possibly happened, but somehow, Don Draper has become the least interesting thing about Mad Men.

That and "Wait for childbirth, girlfriend!"

In lieu of the previously scheduled episode, NBC will proceed directly to Hannibal’s fifth hour, which the network claims won’t cause any continuity issues.

Ditto with Hannibal.  If that's what she considers non-dramatic, I assume she's a big fan of the Harold Zoid school of directing.

These hands are always touching me in….places.

"Hi, Dr. Cox!  I got pregnant in heaven.  Who knew that could happen?"

Ew, coconut?  Your show deserves to get canceled.

I would like to know the air speed velocity of one that is unladen.

ARCHES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.  GOOD NIGHT!