Who could have known that Martha Jefferson was so horny all the time?

It's a terribleness that fascinates, rather than repels.

Bort Arena

Why?  She went on a hateful tirade, got called on it, and is paying the career price.  I'd say that except for the lady herself, it's been a good job all around.

We got beets!

What?!?  The guy who couldn't convey a three-pound piece of plywood directed episodes of 30 Rock?  My mind is blown.

His name is Jonathan.  Pull yourself together.

Remember when Beyonce's publicist tried to get a picture of her scrubbed from the internet, causing it to proliferate faster than ever?

And that other sister with the closed-up mouth!  Holy fuck.

Ding, ding, ding!

BackStory (With the American History Guys) is always good, but this past week's episode about the shifts in how we treat time and slice up the 24 hours in a day was outstanding.  We never stop to think these days about how impossible simultaneity and scheduling used to be.

I didn't get a Pushing Daisies notification for this??

It's.Funny.But.Will.It.Get.Them.Off.Their.Tractors?

I nominate Tracy Morgan. I have no idea what the hell would happen…

Heh.  Too bad that unlike them, I doubt it's likely I'll be able to monetize that perspective.

I've found it impossible to articulate my feelings about the attention paid to and the discussions surrounding this show (that I also have never seen a single minute of), and you've nailed it.

It seems that people who were bumped down a social class as kids tend to be more self-conscious about money and anxious growing up, because there’s always that fear the bottom will fall out and you will plummet down the social ladder.

What's odd is that I know it's not going to be an article like "Pushing Daisies Suddenly Renewed and Coming Back to Thursday Nights!", and yet every notification I get brings me running.

I would have missed this.  I'm nominating you to be the next Pope.

I'm saving donuts to buy the Aztec Theater.  I should have enough by the year 2020.