This Death Staaaah is wicked haaahd to exploah!

Or in the 295 pictures that were taken and then pasted together by Mrs. Johnson's kindergarten class to form that "picture" above.

Or in the 295 pictures that were taken and then pasted together by Mrs. Johnson's kindergarten class to form that "picture" above.

Whenever someone asks me what my favorite movie is, I have to give them the standard "Well, I see so many, and there are so many different types that it's impossible to pick a single favorite," but I always make sure to add "But Memento is always in my top three."

Whenever someone asks me what my favorite movie is, I have to give them the standard "Well, I see so many, and there are so many different types that it's impossible to pick a single favorite," but I always make sure to add "But Memento is always in my top three."

If there's one thing to be said for that mess of an episode, it's that it reminded me how much I don't miss Tatiana.  God, shut up.  My mother could throw better shade.

If there's one thing to be said for that mess of an episode, it's that it reminded me how much I don't miss Tatiana.  God, shut up.  My mother could throw better shade.

Right?  I'm totally bummed.

Right?  I'm totally bummed.

Rush? You're gonna name a kid Rush? No, you can't name the kid Rush. Rush is a fat kid with far-flung conspiracy theories who eats paste. You're not gonna name the kid Rush. You gotta give him a real name. Give him a name. Like Nick!

Rush? You're gonna name a kid Rush? No, you can't name the kid Rush. Rush is a fat kid with far-flung conspiracy theories who eats paste. You're not gonna name the kid Rush. You gotta give him a real name. Give him a name. Like Nick!

My guess is Yarlexis.  You heard it here, first.

My guess is Yarlexis.  You heard it here, first.

I thought the movie looked vaguely interesting, and decided to toss it on the Netflix queue.  It releases in one week.  One.  Yeah, this thing is flying from inception through released-and-forgotten-by-the-world in record time.

I thought the movie looked vaguely interesting, and decided to toss it on the Netflix queue.  It releases in one week.  One.  Yeah, this thing is flying from inception through released-and-forgotten-by-the-world in record time.

I used to think I was immune to hype and capable of enjoying a movie as-is, but lately, I'm beginning to question that assessment.  I went out and caught Cloud Atlas a week ago, before I saw all the middling reviews, and really liked it.  Saturday, I saw Argo after reading about how wonderful it is, and found it…fine.

I used to think I was immune to hype and capable of enjoying a movie as-is, but lately, I'm beginning to question that assessment.  I went out and caught Cloud Atlas a week ago, before I saw all the middling reviews, and really liked it.  Saturday, I saw Argo after reading about how wonderful it is, and found it…fine.

"I'm a doctor! So why the hell am I talking to you? Piss off!"

"I'm a doctor! So why the hell am I talking to you? Piss off!"

@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus - I went digging, and it appears to be real (at least according to all the news/politics sites that reported on it).