Good?  You're the BEST.

Of course this show has "cycles".  Look at him smizing up there.

Of course this show has "cycles".  Look at him smizing up there.

I was only half-interested in this show until this Newswire.  I will now watch every episode while wearing Lady Gaga's meat dress and slippers made from baby harp seals.

I was only half-interested in this show until this Newswire.  I will now watch every episode while wearing Lady Gaga's meat dress and slippers made from baby harp seals.

What?  How did Bunheads and Cougar Town get snubbed?  I demand a recount!

What?  How did Bunheads and Cougar Town get snubbed?  I demand a recount!

Jem was in that movie?!?  Now I'm really looking forward to it!  I've gotta see if the Holograms fuck some Wall Street shit up!

Jem was in that movie?!?  Now I'm really looking forward to it!  I've gotta see if the Holograms fuck some Wall Street shit up!

No, really.  Trust on this one.  They say it involves peanut butter, but it tastes nothing like that.  Those things are pure, rancid, hell.

No, really.  Trust on this one.  They say it involves peanut butter, but it tastes nothing like that.  Those things are pure, rancid, hell.

I just turned 35, and am recently single again, so I'm hoping to find someone who refuses to use email and wants me to read Twilight.

I just turned 35, and am recently single again, so I'm hoping to find someone who refuses to use email and wants me to read Twilight.

You should have watched that Very Special Episode of Punky Brewster.

You should have watched that Very Special Episode of Punky Brewster.

Can I ask why you have brand loyalty to NBC?

Can I ask why you have brand loyalty to NBC?

YES.

YES.

Girl, that's what Portlandia is for! Oh, and I can't pass by without a "Like" for Dogshaming.